Finally, something Ratchet in Santa Barbara.
It’s 12am still early for a Friday night. I’m sitting at thecorner of Haley and Chapala. When I’m summoned to the Brewing Co. .
I arrive in 3 seconds then park. A drunk couple gets in, and tells me another is on his way.
Finally the third passenger arrives, the star of our show; we’ll call him Dan.
So we start driving when the guy in the back starts to talk about having Dan come over for an after party.
Dan says sure.
Then the guy says, if your lucky we’ll play a little Devil’s threeway.
Dan says, “Never heard of it, how do you play”.
STOP!!!! Do you ever have one of those moments, when you hear a question, know the answer, but don’t want to hear the answer? This was one of those times.
So the girlfriend, admittedly hot, starts to get excited, and proceeds to rub Dan’s shoulders, which turned to a reach around as she whispered, loud enough for me to hear, the intricacies of two guys, and one girl.
The expression on Dan’s face was priceless. Poor guy looked like he was half retarded and about to drool in her hands.
So naturally, Dan agreed to this, but he said, and I quote, “As long as we don’t cross swords.”.
She said, “That’s a good boy.”, nibbled on his ear then sat back in her seat.
We, shortly after, arrived at their destination.
Now here is the part that gets interesting. I picked Dan up at their house a little after 3am. I was randomly his driver again.
He got in the car a little more sober. Then when he closed the door, he saw who I was and immediately was almost in shock.
I of course with no interest at all as to what happened…. naaaaw… asked how it went.
He said, “At first I was down for it, you know, she is hot, especially in the lingerie she came out in. Then , I didn’t think I could do it with someone else in the room, but she made me feel like I was the only one there for a moment, and it was better. What sucks is, I fell flacid, because it was like sticking it into a hole without traction. I mean I couldn’t really feel a thing in there. They both looked at me, and tried to get me back into it, but I was done. So, I summoned you and got out of the house as fast as possible.”
I took the poor guy home. He looked miserable.
I guess if you mess with the Devil, you are apt to get burned…. Ratchet!