Westwood, Los Angeles
Two male students took up the topic of water conservation.
Student 1: We should come up with a way that the school can conserve water.
Student 2: Right, but first we have to think of what really wastes the most water on and off campus.
Student 1: What about swimming pools?
Student 2: Swimming pools only waste water when they are filled. If they are covered, the yearly usage of water is minimal.
Student 1: I did not know that.
Student 2: The biggest waste of water in my opinion are toilets.
Student 1: True.
Student 2: So what can we do about that?
Student 1: Well guys pee standing right?
Student 2: Right.
Student 1: So lets advocate pissing in the sink to save water.
Student 2: Its gross, but brilliant!
Student 1: We’ll start the movement in our Dorm, and then it will grow from there.
Student 2: I’ll make the flyers tomorrow.
My thoughts: careful where you wash your vegetables, dishes and hands on campus lol.